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"There's lots of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it." ~ Josh Billings

"The greatest wealth is health." ~ Virgil

"Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon." ~ Doug Larson

"Health is a state of complete physical, mental and social well-being, and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity." ~ World Health Organization,

"Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway." ~ Author Unknown

"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing." ~ Redd Foxx

"As a people, we have become obsessed with Health. There is something fundamentally, radically unhealthy about all this. We do not seem to be seeking more exuberance in living as much as staving off failure, putting off dying. We have lost all confidence in the human body." ~ Lewis Thomas, The Medusa and the Snail

"In order to change we must be sick and tired of being sick and tired." ~ Author Unknown

"He who takes medicine and neglects to diet wastes the skill of his doctors." ~ Chinese Proverb

"If I'd known I was going to live so long, I'd have taken better care of myself." ~ Leon Eldred

"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." ~ Mark Twain

"Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!" ~ Tommy Smothers

"They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger." ~ Chi Chi Rodriguez

"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol." ~ Author Unknown

"Diseases of the soul are more dangerous and more numerous than those of the body." ~ Cicero

"If you have health, you probably will be happy, and if you have health and happiness, you have all the wealth you need, even if it is not all you want." ~ Elbert Hubbard

"A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book." ~ Irish Proverb

"Fresh air impoverishes the doctor." ~ Danish Proverb

"I am pretty sure that, if you will be quite honest, you will admit that a good rousing sneeze, one that tears open your collar and throws your hair into your eyes, is really one of life's sensational pleasures." ~ Robert Benchley

"A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends." ~ Kin Hubbard

"The most important thing in illness is never to lose heart. ~ Nikolai Lenin

"To avoid sickness eat less; to prolong life worry less." ~ Chu Hui Weng

"When the head aches, all the body is the worse." ~ English Proverb

"Healthy people are invalids who don't know it." ~ Jules Romains, Dr. Knock

"Health and cheerfulness naturally beget each other." ~ Joseph Addison

"It is a lot harder to keep people well than it is to just get them over a sickness." ~ DeForest Clinton Jarvis

"Life is not merely to be alive, but to be well." ~ Marcus Valerius Martial

"Confidence and hope do more good than physic." ~ Galen

"Doctors are always working to preserve our health and cooks to destroy it, but the latter are the more often successful." ~ Denis Diderot

"If you wish to keep as well as possible, the less you think about your health the better." ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes

"He who has health has hope; and he who has hope has everything." ~ Arabic Proverb

"Happiness lies, first of all, in health." ~ George William Curtis

"It's no coincidence that four of the six letters in health are "heal."" ~ Ed Northstrum

"If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer." ~ Clement Freud

"If you start to think about your physical or moral condition, you usually find that you are sick." ~ Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"If you do everything you should do, and do not do anything you should not do, you will, according to the best available statistics, live exactly eighteen hours longer than you would otherwise." ~ Logain Clendening

"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like." ~ Jackie Mason

"Health is merely the slowest way someone can die." ~ Author Unknown

"Those obsessed with health are not healthy; the first requisite of good health is a certain calculated carelessness about oneself." ~ Sydney J. Harris

"So many people spend their health gaining wealth, and then have to spend their wealth to regain their health." ~ A.J. Reb Materi

"Nothing is more fatal to Health, than an over Care of it." ~ Benjamin Franklin

"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not." ~ Mark Twain

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